taurus: money laundering
gemini: con artist
cancer: psychopathic killer
leo: violent protest leader
scorpio: cult leader
sagittarius: pick pocket
pisces: drug dealer
I don’t know what money laundering is but all I can picture is a SHIT TON of money in an industrial sized dryer spinning around and around!
the best headline i’ve ever read.
yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.
This is amazing
OKAY so my mom found this article (or one about the same event) on Facebook. Basically what happened was, this guy went into BK with a headache, and while he was in line this kid and his mother enter the restaurant. The kid begins throwing a fit, screaming (I quote) “I want a fucking pie!” This is a child, mind you. His mother, on the phone, ignores the kid. The man’s headache got worse because of this screaming kid and he asked the woman if she could control her child. She told him to stop telling him how to raise her kid and went back to talking on the phone. So the guy orders his burger and all the pies they had- 23. He proceeded to the exit, only to hear the woman yell, “What do you mean, you don’t have any pies?” The cashier helplessly points out the man who bought all the pies. Our hero, to rub salt in the wound, slowly starts eating a pie before leaving.
And she starts fucking chasing him but the lines were too thick, to set an even better example for the bratty satan spawn.
"He burnt my shake"
395. Muggleborn girls freaking out when they realize they can’t plug in a hair straightener or curling iron and they don’t learn cosmetic spells until Year 5.
Rape is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession.
I’ve gotten more angry asks about this post than I have actual reblogs.
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Filming a rainbow when suddenly.
what the fuck
Looks like Zeus is hooking up with Iris! Bow chicka wow wow!
P R A I S E
H E L I X
*cries at the beauty*
i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
A friend didn’t want to lose Franklin as he walked around the house
My friends corgi fell asleep in class
What fucking willy wonka school do these people go to where they can bring FUCKING SLEEPY PUPPIES
Dollhouse made from a hatbox