So many fandoms!
the signs as criminals

trmanblck:

aries: assassin
taurus: money laundering
gemini: con artist
cancer: psychopathic killer
leo: violent protest leader
virgo: burglar
libra: murderer
scorpio: cult leader
sagittarius: pick pocket
capricorn: fraud
aquarius: hacker
pisces: drug dealer

I don’t know what money laundering is but all I can picture is a SHIT TON of money in an industrial sized dryer spinning around and around!

fartgallery:

happy birthday

fartgallery:

happy birthday

outofstepwiththeuniverse:

caligulascookie:

r-u-seri0us:

88-red-balloons:

catladyofficial:

the best headline i’ve ever read.

yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.

This is amazing

OKAY so my mom found this article (or one about the same event) on Facebook. Basically what happened was, this guy went into BK with a headache, and while he was in line this kid and his mother enter the restaurant. The kid begins throwing a fit, screaming (I quote) “I want a fucking pie!” This is a child, mind you. His mother, on the phone, ignores the kid. The man’s headache got worse because of this screaming kid and he asked the woman if she could control her child. She told him to stop telling him how to raise her kid and went back to talking on the phone. So the guy orders his burger and all the pies they had- 23. He proceeded to the exit, only to hear the woman yell, “What do you mean, you don’t have any pies?” The cashier helplessly points out the man who bought all the pies. Our hero, to rub salt in the wound, slowly starts eating a pie before leaving.

And she starts fucking chasing him but the lines were too thick, to set an even better example for the bratty satan spawn.

outofstepwiththeuniverse:

caligulascookie:

r-u-seri0us:

88-red-balloons:

catladyofficial:

the best headline i’ve ever read.

yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.

This is amazing

OKAY so my mom found this article (or one about the same event) on Facebook. Basically what happened was, this guy went into BK with a headache, and while he was in line this kid and his mother enter the restaurant. The kid begins throwing a fit, screaming (I quote) “I want a fucking pie!” This is a child, mind you. His mother, on the phone, ignores the kid. The man’s headache got worse because of this screaming kid and he asked the woman if she could control her child. She told him to stop telling him how to raise her kid and went back to talking on the phone. So the guy orders his burger and all the pies they had- 23. He proceeded to the exit, only to hear the woman yell, “What do you mean, you don’t have any pies?” The cashier helplessly points out the man who bought all the pies. Our hero, to rub salt in the wound, slowly starts eating a pie before leaving.

And she starts fucking chasing him but the lines were too thick, to set an even better example for the bratty satan spawn.

peko-pekoyama:

"He burnt my shake"

peko-pekoyama:

"He burnt my shake"

mugglebornheadcanon:

395. Muggleborn girls freaking out when they realize they can’t plug in a hair straightener or curling iron and they don’t learn cosmetic spells until Year 5.

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

Rape is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession.

I’ve gotten more angry asks about this post than I have actual reblogs.

Wonder Woman is there to kick ass not give you a boner
favorite response to some dude saying the Wonder Woman costume isn’t sexy enough on Facebook (via agentturner)
thinkingwitch:

Taurus 7959: Please visit The Thinking Witch for more awesome Taurus facts.
and get an AWESOME free astrology birth chart.

thinkingwitch:

Taurus 7959: Please visit The Thinking Witch for more awesome Taurus facts.

and get an AWESOME free astrology birth chart.

pricantaz:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

Zeus

Looks like Zeus is hooking up with Iris! Bow chicka wow wow!

pricantaz:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

Zeus

Looks like Zeus is hooking up with Iris! Bow chicka wow wow!

arctic-hands:

steamchampion:

ircimages:

I’m a geology student in Australia. Interned this summer at an opal mine. They find theses opalized fossils there.

P R A I S E H E L I X

*cries at the beauty*

ejacutastic:

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

bunnywith:

awwww-cute:

A friend didn’t want to lose Franklin as he walked around the house

HE’S
SO
TEENY

bunnywith:

awwww-cute:

A friend didn’t want to lose Franklin as he walked around the house

HE’S

SO

TEENY

bookipsies:

awwww-cute:

My friends corgi fell asleep in class

What fucking willy wonka school do these people go to where they can bring FUCKING SLEEPY PUPPIES

bookipsies:

awwww-cute:

My friends corgi fell asleep in class

What fucking willy wonka school do these people go to where they can bring FUCKING SLEEPY PUPPIES

merrydanamere:

Dollhouse made from a hatbox

merrydanamere:

Dollhouse made from a hatbox