"can you wrap this present for me"
That looks like Christmas to me!
things girls are made to feel ashamed of-
- having periods
- choosing what they want to wear on their body
- wanting to/not wanting to have sex
- putting boys in the ‘friendzone’
- standing up against misogyny
- ruining a boy’s life by telling the police that he raped her
- having hair on their body
- not appreciating catcalls
- not appreciating chivalry
- having control over their own fucking body
Can we take a moment
The founders of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, four of the greatest wizards and witches of all time …
… and they decided to have a school song that goes like,"Hogwarts, Hogwarts, hoggy warty Hogwarts…"
I am now picturing Helga, Rowena, Salazar, and Godric all sitting around a table going “well, fuck, what rhymes with hogwarts”
If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think
My love for this post is unbelievable.
so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
here’s a general gist of the translation:
Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.
I SHIT YOU NOT.
That’s basically the song without all of the fluff, though.
IT’S LIKE A VULCAN CHRISTMAS CAROL
#’what do you mean where did i look’ #’everywhere i looked fucking everywhere’ #’i looked inside of people’s closets and at the bottom of the marianas trench’ #’i looked inside of every macy’s simultaneously and i checked in every cornfield and cow pasture’ #’i looked at buenos aires and the russian steppe dean what the fuck do you mean where did i look’ #’is this about the time i said i couldn’t find your car keys’ #’because as you’ll remember dean my exact phrase was i WON’T find your car keys’ (via robotmango)
I swear to God if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police.
you could have at least showed up in order
Everyone is always talking about Gabriel and Samandriel.
What about this guy right here
He was literally Tumblr’s representation in this show
what do you mean we don’t miss him
I was watching a fan video with my friends and it had the scene where he died and we fucking screamed.
It was then we all realized we had some unresolved issues with Balthazar’s death…
JUST IN TIME.
JUST IN TIME FANDOM.
ALWAYS REBLOG ON TUESDAY
IT’S A LAW
have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange why am i me and not someone else
You’ve done that too?!?!